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Get your own Shrimp-Magic Wand

An exclusive bonus for all new recipients of the Shrimp-Magic wand is my exotic Magic Ingredient which guarantees to make almost anything extra special.  Try it once, you'll never want to be without it!

You'll learn how to get it without cost as soon as you complete your enrollment. You're going to love this one!

To get your Shrimp-Magic Wand you will first be initiated into the Secret Society of Shrimp Wizards or SSSW. (This is an imaginary society which we use simply for entertainment purposes to group together people who have shown an interest in combining magic tricks to their shrimp cookery. See assertion for more info.)

There's no cost to be a member of SSSW, no meetings to attend,  and you can leave any time you wish but we trust that you will respect your oath, as a matter of ethics, even if you sometime cease to be a member or even choose not to join now.

Noviciates in the SSSW are automatically enrolled in the Wizard's Apprenticeship Program or WAP which is another gratuitous benefit of the society.

The WAP is a structured plan to guide you from an initiate sorcerer level right though to the exalted level of Shrimp Wizard, capable of performing astonishing miracles of shrimp and prawn alchemy.

When you become a Shrimp Wizard, you'll act with flair and gusto to produce a diversity of extraordinary shrimp delicacies which your family and friends will ask you to repeat time and again.

You set your own pace and and advance when you find it convenient.  You choose your own times and there's never any pressure on you to go faster or slower than you want.

Initiation is quick and simple. All you do is take the SSSW oath that:

you will NEVER reveal

your sorcery secrets or discuss them with anyone

who is not a fellow sorcerer.
 

[Read the Assertion if this seems a bit much to you]

After you make the oath, you will be provided with the secret sign and handshake that will allow you to instantly identify other sorcerer, even if you've never met before in your lives.

You'll also be given your first tutelage in the Wizard's Apprenticeship Program so you can get started on becoming a Shrimp Wizard whenever you want.

This will be available as soon as you confirm your wish to receive the Shrimp-Magic Wand, which is an exclusive monthly missive for the society that will be dispatched directly to you via email to inform you of new spells, incantations, and patter that are available for you.

Are you ready to get your Shrimp-Magic Wand?

Ok. "Repeat" after me:

I,(enter your first name), solemnly vow, to always guard the secrets of the Secret Society of Shrimp Wizards, and to only reveal or discuss them with other members of the society. My email is: By clicking on Send, I agree to: the vow I've made above and wish to receive the monthly Shrimp-Magic Wand, at no cost via email to the address I've entered. Check this box only if you DO NOT wish to be registered as a member of the Secret Society of Shrimp Wizards. Don't worry -- your e-mail address is totally secure. I promise to use it only to send you Shrimp-Magic Wand.

To protect you from someone intentionally or otherwise enrolling you against your wishes, we will ask you to verify your wish to receive the Shrimp-Magic Wand the first email  you receive. Reply by clicking on a link in the email  when you receive it and after that you will receive the Shrimp-Magic Wand about once per month for as long as you wish.

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Assertion:   Please remember, we're playing a game and creating a fantasy.

• The Secret Society of Shrimp Wizards is a fictitious  organization and is provided by Shrimp-Magic.com purely for entertainment purposes.
   
• You do not have to "join" SSSW, to receive the Shrimp-Magic Wand.  To opt-out, just check the box before the SEND button.
  
• The Wizard's Apprenticeship Program is a genuine structured plan to help you learn the elements of shrimp cookery and magic effects which will be presented.
  
• Part of our motive for having an oath of secrecy is to respect the Magician's Code of never revealing how they do their tricks to non-magicians. The other part is to enhance our fantasy.
  
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