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Get your own Shrimp-Magic Wand
An exclusive bonus for all new recipients
of the Shrimp-Magic wand is my exotic Magic Ingredient
which guarantees to make almost anything extra special.
Try it once, you'll never want to be without it!
You'll learn how to get it without cost as soon as you
complete your enrollment. You're going to love this one!
When you get Shrimp-Magic Wand you will be initiated into the Secret Society of Shrimp Wizards or SSSW. (This is an imaginary society which we use simply for entertainment purposes to group together people who have shown an interest in combining magic tricks to their shrimp cookery. See assertion for more info.)
As a member of SSSW
- There's no cost
- no meetings to attend,
- you can leave any time
... but we trust that you will respect the SSSW oath, as a matter of ethics, even if you sometime cease to be a member or even choose not to join now.
As a Shrimp Wizard, you'll act with flair and gusto to produce a diversity of extraordinary shrimp delicacies which your family and friends will ask you to repeat time and again.

[Read the Assertion if this seems a bit much to you]
You will be provided with the secret sign and handshake that will allow you to instantly identify other sorcerer, even if you've never met before in your lives.
Are you ready to get your Shrimp-Magic Wand?
To protect you from someone intentionally or otherwise enrolling you against your wishes, we will ask you to verify your wish to receive the Shrimp-Magic Wand the first email you receive. Reply by clicking on a link in the email when you receive it and after that you will receive the Shrimp-Magic Wand about once per month for as long as you wish.
Assertion: Please remember, we're playing a game and creating a fantasy.
- The Secret Society of Shrimp
Wizards is a fictitious organization and
is provided by Shrimp-Magic.com purely for
entertainment purposes.
- Part of our motive for having an
oath of secrecy is to respect the Magician's Code
of never revealing how they do their tricks to
non-magicians. The other part is to enhance our
fantasy.
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